"But, reader, he did live.The drama involves said mouse, several unscrupulous rats, and Miggery Sow (yes, reader, named for a pig), a pitiful, not-too-bright farm girl, who's been abandoned and abused.
This is his story."
Here are a couple of favorite quotations among many memorable lines:
"Reader, you must know that an interesting fate (sometimes involving rats, sometimes not) awaits almost everyone, mouse or man, who does not conform."(Oddly enough, I didn't find the book a tirade on conformity, as the previous sentence would suggest.)
"Unfortunately, a rat can hang from a chandelier for only so long before he is discovered. This would be true at even the loudest party."
The true test was giving it to my 12-year-old boy, who devoured the 270-page book in a day. Definitely a must-read for the 7-12 age group.